Archive for the ‘Fitness’ Category

Mar
09

Girl vs. Gym

Step class tips:

If the moves are too complicated/boring, make up your own.
Ignore weird stares.
Gain extra points for moves that are more vigorous than the actual moves.
Decide Pump is really more your thing, and Step is for dorks anyway*
Resolve to actually show up on time for Pump class so you don’t end up stuck with Step.

* [...]

Mar
07

On Fitness and Cookies

I hate the gym. I think I’ll just stay home and eat shortbread cookies. Will try again tomorrow.